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I rented I AM CURIOUS-YELLOW
to see if it was really as bad in the name on paper-it had been recommended by my best friend who enjoys scary movies. But the movie didn't live up to her expectations- The acting wasn't very good, and there were a couple scenes that seemed pointless (the climax... well thats just plain silly)and the plot could have taken some back-story work before even getting started.<br /><br />There is no plot whatsoever at all.The story seems like two separate stories from different directors trying their utmost for 80 minutes of entertainment. <br /><br />'Curious Yellow'- The film has an attractive soundtrack but overall the
after reading the "prequel", and was so disappointed.<br /><br />It is completely lacking in all areas except for one- acting. The acting is atrocious and as if a scriptwriter wrote it while high on something like coffee or beer...if that makes any difference at all! In some of its scenes such as the conversation between Dr.Lambert (Michael Caine) & his wife with an elderly woman in her early 80's, you can just see how badly this man wanted to make a good film by trying his best not to come across being funny, but even attempting to come off as creepy,
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"I Am Curious: Yellow" is
a silly fun time for all, regardless of your sensibilities. The movie has some great musical numbers and I can't wait to see "I Am Curiously Corleone".<br /><br />Mostly based on the 2001 play by Andrew Davis called "...Yellow Man", this film stars James Woods as Jimmy Whitehead, a hapless young man in his fifties who decides that it would be funny if he were able to get into prison life again.<br /><br />There are plenty of ridiculous situations thrown at him throughout the course of two hours (the entire length). I do wish there had been
a movie that will appeal to the true believer's of all things "Curiosity." This story has its roots in real life and I think even today as people move about daily with no shortage of interesting facts being handed on by those who were once alive. Unfortunately, this reality doesn't lend itself well to entertainment but it IS the case here...that when something or someone does not get reported quickly enough; we tend towards seeking them out for an instant glance at their lives.<br /><br />I would rate this movie 10/10 because I could not have been more pleasantly surprised than what came through after the first two scenes
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If only to avoid making
it on the "watchlist" but this movie blew my mind. I am a sucker for action films and some of these movies are pretty goofy too, especially when you have such stellar actors in them.<br /><br />The first 15 minutes were fairly entertaining though - that was mainly because they took one great line at about 2:40am or so and it made me roll with anticipation! And there is one thing i don't think anyone here will disagree with:<br /><br />My favorite part of any flick is the end credits; always an awesome finale!!!<br /><br />Well, time for more
the same mistakes again..it was a poor effort overall but at least that one didn't do what I really want it too. It does have so much potential and is still worth watching - you get more from Tarkovsky than even I've seen.<br /><br />The acting by everyone in this film, however...well, they are as good or better (depending on how you look at it), but not great either of them were especially good actors though, apart from Zola. He had an interesting performance here which surprised me because he's hardly ever given that kind of screen time before - although there would be plenty more opportunity
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This film was probably inspired
by one of my favorite children's books...<br /><br />I can remember it being such a huge deal back in the day that I asked some kids at our elementary school (we had three grade levels) if they'd seen this movie. And no-one knew why. It was such an important part of their childhood.<br /><br />When I heard it came out again last weekend on PBS, and there seemed to be a resurgence taking place because a small group of talented people put together a DVD collection, along with two bonus segments, from this 1935 classic; it made me happy.<br /><br />'
by 3 of the most memorable scenes from "The Godfather" and more, although it's certainly not one of them. The scene with the men talking about how much they love each other (the reference to a sandwich is particularly hilarious), the fight at Cagney's apartment between Capone and Mastroianni or even the final scene where Polizzi has his knife out on his brother after killing him would surely be in Coppola's short list.<br /><br />Even as this movie went straight-to-video, I still rented and paid for it because there were far worse films available then! It should have been released
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Oh, brother...after hearing about this
horrible film for a long time I'm really glad they finally put it up on YouTube. What the producers of Nightmare did to this stupid story makes even my dad feel ashamed.<br /><br />If you're not sure what the movie is all about - well...read my comments here and know that I mean it!<br /><br />When "the monster" comes out from behind an empty bed in someone's basement to kill him/her (don't get me wrong there's no reason or logic at all) we never hear any clues as how he/she got there or if/why anyone ever knew his/her existence or wanted that person
film for years and thinking it was going to be some kind of great sci-fi horror/scifi drama/maybe even a couple episodes in a 1960s TV Series (although the former is unlikely), I decided that maybe next time there would just be more footage of people floating through tubes? What's with all these bizarre scenes where we get random actors doing weirdly filmed tricks or something like that?? How can you make a whole movie just filled with these things? Seriously. And as far as what they do in their spare time when everyone else who should have died has already been murdered by other ghosts?! This is really bad
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I would put this at
the bottom of my "top 5" list (but there are others, too). I loved it! It is a very good film about what might happen if humans went back to other eras like when they lived in caves hundreds or thousands of years ago.<br /><br />I have enjoyed reading stories and being pulled along on other people's imaginary trips and adventures throughout time. If you've never heard anything but positive reviews from those familiar with history then please give this one another chance - your opinion may be worth more than yours alone as it came out so recently.<br /><br />(Note: This review contains several typos
2 out of ten for most of the movie was laughable. But what kept me from throwing a pizza in front of my TV and kicking myself is that the plot line didn't end where it started.<br /><br />One guy got his eye popped so they tried to make some more sense by having him become an astronaut and do stuff with space travel, which ended up making it into one big joke until he ran off after a little encounter with two girls who happened to be the friends I had seen playing basketball when we were teenagers.<br /><br />If you just watch the first episode without trying to figure things out yourself,
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Whoever wrote the screenplay for
this turkey has lost two of their friends, because they've all died in a freak accident that occurred while filming an underground city in China. So what do we have left? This is where my favorite lines came from: "This stuff isn't scary! You're not scaret" and "The rest of it's pretty funny!" Oh yeah, I'm sure you know what the final joke will be before the movie ends.<br /><br />At first I thought it was just some idiot who ran around thinking he could get into the city. Not only did we see him (or were we fooled by his acting?), but I couldn
this horrible piece of trash should get their head examined. As to its plotting, well.....I have a theory that it started life as a comedy about five school boys who go into business selling secret drugs.<br /><br />But in order to make a film suitable for kids all those drug makers had to be men and so they switched them off to become beautiful but stupid girls! We then learn how to pick our girl out from hundreds of other women at an annual beauty pageant run by Dr D'Armi (George Hilton) where only six girls are selected each year with the top three winning the "Grand Prize" worth £3
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When I first saw a
VHS copy of this movie, I had no idea what was on. Not that many people have seen this film yet - it's considered to be "too old and worn out" for the kind of thing it is.<br /><br />My wife rented us some DVDs so we could watch more complete versions (and get some new ones as well). When she finished watching the DVD version for three weeks, my 12 year-old daughter walked up to me in the hallways: "Well, why don't you rent this one?" I told her "I'm not crazy," but by now we all knew: This thing is
copy of this movie in the bargain bin at my local video store, after having seen some commercials for it on TV and reading positive reviews online from other viewers I thought "Well maybe one day it'll be here" But now that years have passed since then (and they've only had it back when I last checked) I finally got around to seeing this film again. My apologies but if there's an 84 minutes running time you don't waste your life with watching this just because most people will never see it...<br /><br />It is truly one helluva weird flick....I mean come on, what else could
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Who are these "They"- the
so-called 14th sons who were raised in an evil household and killed for being a son of God? Where did they get all their powers? And, why don't they go on to achieve great things like others (a former member of the US Marine Corps) after becoming human form a spiritual body like Jesus Christ did?!<br /><br />This is not the book about which I've written. The script by Robert Fuchs makes little or no sense at all.<br /><br />I'm surprised this had such success! One reviewer commented something along those lines, "...the only way you can explain that the movie doesn
actors? How come they made this movie anyway?<br /><br />It's just a shame that it is hard to find all of those movies on DVD with dubbed subtitles. The original version was also in Japanese but no one could tell what language the voice over speakers were speaking.<br /><br />(One other warning for fans: If you watch this as fast-paced action thriller and try to decipher the script - don't do it!)<br /><br />I really like this film, however even though I didn't have any high expectations at all when seeing it i enjoyed it greatly! It does not follow your normal Hollywood formula about
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This is said to be
the worst movie ever made, but I must say that it might have been more interesting (and probably less annoying) if we had watched everything that was happening. It's one thing going into a movie with nothing to do: you can go in thinking 'Hmm, this looks fascinating' and only come out feeling very confused! <br /><br />In theory at least we should've seen an end result of all these seemingly useless camera shots -- let's get back on a plane; there's lots we haven't talked about yet... so just hurry up! And not that other directorial mishmash "The Manchurian Candidate
the weakest of all of Harkness' films. Like "The Devil Made Me Do It," it's obviously a joke and not worthy at least on any level of merit for the makers nor audience as a whole.<br /><br />I won't make this film into another review here, since such would ruin the experience. Simply: there are far more compelling stories out there than Harks characters do...and that doesn't even include movies like A Woman Under Siege or The Last Samurai, both which have an equally weak beginning and also just plain bad in some key aspects (see John Woo 20 minutes after the end).<
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It was great to see
the first few films of the DORIS DAY series come and go over here in Vancouver BC - although I would have missed them otherwise. This film does not qualify as one but it is still a good film that should be seen by all viewers.<br /><br />When this film comes out again at about the same time next year, perhaps on video...? That could really work for me as a "pre-release" screening. So far, the only other movie from a female character who is also African American (a role she usually played) has been THE BOAT AND THE BRONZE SHINING FISH... which was
the same group again after all these years. I had only known Jemima Corfield in 1980s when she played a small part of a TV mini series for children "The Lost World" or something like that (did not remember). She is always pretty, very young beauty. The rest of the cast was fantastic and fun to watch.<br /><br />I am surprised there were so few hits over this period. Was it because they went through such low point with the mid-70's and early 80's? I hope you don't think this one was an exception, but at least some
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I can't believe that those
three boys who played those two names from the show did so well in the film! It is funny and makes you laugh. A very great movie for a Saturday afternoon.<br /><br />The main character of the book "Cinderella" is pretty but I do not think that is what they are after, or at least does not look similar to her...the only thing I knew about Cinderella was she wears tights and garters (that's one story).<br /><br />Even if some aspects with this version are somewhat different than the real-life fairy tales, it all comes down to how people read them into it
who voted for this film gave so much praise to it. I couldn't understand what the hype was all about (except maybe the pretentiousness) because there is absolutely no reason anyone should have given a damn about anything else when such a brilliant piece of work appears.<br /><br />This movie has everything - amazing set designs, good writing by Jean-Luc Nancy and Michel Moreau's excellent direction, but just not enough to sustain an overbearing interest on your part. As others already noted the movie fails in several key areas: the cast seems almost completely under-prepared at first; the performances are rather lackadaisical as
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Never cast models and Playboy
Playmate of the Month girls as suspects in a murder, just to show how hard it is. This movie was an insult not only to the acting talents of the actors involved but also the audience who were treated like sheep on this production.<br /><br />A simple plot point that was needed was dropped for no apparent reason besides one man getting his wife murdered by other men with little explanation given throughout the entire film because people either didn't get it or couldn't take another "twist" so they gave up any further involvement.<br /><br />This film may have been OK if the mystery had actually gotten any deeper than what is
bunnies in this silly, unfunny trash. It's bad enough that the movie was made by a guy who wants to do what he likes (in a more believable way) but when it came out they couldn't even give his name! I watched most of the "reality" channel on cable television every day for 2 or three weeks straight before buying the DVD as soon it came out!! This is why Hollywood makes so much garbage--they can put whatever they want onto their channels, with no consequences whatsoever.<br /><br />I guess after all these years, you know where to be unless you go into someone else
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Its not the cast. A
6 year old who can take one's breath away! This is just a nice watch, it seems to show everyone from time being to space and technology.The story of the man was believable,a movie that gets you out and shows how very much we have going on in the world today.Robert De Niro is wonderful as the leader,Ron Elyas as his assistant,Mary McDonnell as he partner,Sundar Pichai,Jerry Smith and many more,but my favorites are John Cusack,and Jaden Smith.As for the characters they all seem really real.And with good acting you usually get well developed people.Well
very unattractive bunch of actors, but I found myself caring about them just as much as any other viewer could care about anything else. The music is nice and soothing to listen too and while the production value isn't impressive, it's fine considering what kind of movie we're dealing with here (and how "real" our own lives actually seem when looking at TV).<br /><br />I liked this movie because all three characters are unique personalities; they have their flaws, like many films nowadays tend to do these days since nobody wants a boring action flick unless you want to see a bad thriller. We can expect interesting stories without
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Today I found "They All
Sing" at the library and as much as I love this music they also contain a few messages which are very relevant to today. The song begins with an upbeat melody but soon we see it becoming trite, and all of its main characters talk over each other to get their point across. At one stage some girls sing while others do nothing in particular or leave them alone except for saying something witty (not funny) about them.<br /><br />I don't often sit down to watch these low-budget films because although there's not really anything wrong with such crap (although most film-makers must have great talent), they rarely add any value
Laughed" on the "Best of 2009" collection which was originally called "Most Surprising Pictures in History". I have to admit that it is a surprisingly bad film. It does what most horror/thrillers can and cannot do; keep you guessing till the end.<br /><br />The original plot has some nice twists, such as when one man (Elias' wife) finds himself locked in a darkened room with an invisible snake-like creature. That would be the only reason for seeing this movie.<br /><br />That's why I didn't give it any more praise than there were worth
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This film is just plain
bad, if there are no other movies to compare it with that the movie should at least be called "The worst movie of all time". The only redeeming point in this complete garbage would have been a shot in which an actor who has played one or more roles before shows up for his first guest appearance...or any number of such shots. The ending was also poor and unnecessary (the guy ran away anyway).
bad. It's hard to believe that the same people who love "American Pie" are supposed to enjoy this, considering how horrible it even looks as a movie and despite of its obvious attempts at humor. Even though I'm used to low quality films such as Judd Apatow's comedies (Sister Act, etc.), in this one you can tell they're trying too much and with what they've got.<br /><br />And speaking of laughs, all we get here is some unintentional ones like when he tries to explain something back-foward which seems far more important than his own explanation. In addition, he comes
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My interest in Dorothy Stratten
early career stems from the way she portrayed her 'newcomers'. Many actresses of that period had to prove their chops on screen without much money.<br /><br />In 1934, Doris Wishman appeared as Dorothy Strattin when The Women (the sequel is known today as A Woman Story) was released.<br /><br />'Fascinating' and entertaining as a feature film, it has its moments where an overly dramatic scene would have been unnecessary. However, I'm willing to forgive this misstep since there are few memorable films with Ms.Wishman except for her debut work with MGM...<
screen presence, as seen here, came from seeing her first feature film. Her role was a comic strip character named "Tilapia," and this picture is very much in the category of the more serious work ("The Lady Vanishes", etc.). The music played by Bill Austin (of Gypsy fame) provided further background to what could have been quite an experimental or unconventional film. Also of note were several humorous segments.<br /><br />Dorothy makes some very bad choices throughout her life -- particularly overtures at men that are clearly inappropriate for the age she has reached...a number of scenes are also somewhat disturbingly slow
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I have this film out
of the library, and I'd like to re-watch it because you see so many different people who had a connection with it. The reason why there are reviews that say some great directors made a big mistake by making such poorly made films is due primarily to people not knowing what an amateur film was at its time (a very good director could still be doing stuff today). Anyway, I am talking about George Stevens's "The Caine Mutiny" released in 1936.<br /><br />As for this particular story, which also happens to be directed in one of Stevens' best efforts at telling historical stories through fiction -
of the video store in California as I write, and it is a wonderful piece of cinema. It's been about two weeks since I first saw it over 10 years ago during my early teens - now it has become an almost second-favourite with me.<br /><br />It was like seeing a different world in some ways; for example, while other films show a little boy running away from life he can't understand there are so many people around whom his father does not know their names (the man cannot communicate), here, we see that every member is important to someone else; everything that everyone touches, hears or feels affects
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I think I will make
my way over and check this film out! <br /><br />This is a very good low budget movie that really shows how the young British children of 1946 felt about war. Although it seems like they are looking for a quick buck at the time, they were just having fun during their summer break.<br /><br />As far as comedy is concerned, it was well done with some original ideas such as "the big fat bomb", especially considering there isn't much action on screen to keep you entertained (however, there aren't many laughs either). The acting by all involved were fine; both Robert Stack and
a comment to another user about this movie: 8 out of 10 stars. This movie is really cute and funny, well done! It was made by two brothers (Nate & Kyle) who both love playing videogames as well as other fun games that kids play nowadays.<br /><br />All the three boys are excellent gamers and they were willing to do everything for their project but most importantly this time: making a full-fledged gaming video game called "Lilith". They even got it all for free, which means no money from parents or teachers. So, now here's where things get weird. The trio
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Pros: Nothing<br /><br />Cons: Everything<br
/><br />This movie just seems to be a waste of time. It is really hard to imagine that anyone can enjoy the movie and I feel like this could have been made even better.<br /><br />(The worst part was when Daryl does his own special version).<br /><br />Overall, if you are looking for something good don't bother it! All its flaws (especially bad writing) get overruled by those "great" things in every scene... <br /><br />'saw' the first three episodes on AMC before seeing this one; while they were all decently done episodes their overall worth wasn
/><br />(the only good part of the movie) (some of the best acting so far in the history of movies)<br /><br />'screwball comedy' is a lot more fun then this.<br /><br /><br /><br />I can't believe people who love it, or are expecting something to be just another typical bad sci-fi film. What I'm saying...it's one helluva funny, yet romantic action/adventure/comedy/thriller and some great ideas made real here. Yes for example the fact that they did an after school special scene where Samson really takes out his anger on those
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If the crew behind "Zombie
City" and "The Return of Dr. Mabuse" have anything to do with a movie called "Virus," this is probably one film they didn't stick to their guns on...<br /><br />It's like watching an episode from Doctor Who (a different show) set in modern day England: a group of criminals, mostly college students who want something bigger than money for more free time.<br /><br />The most irritating moment was when everyone was being forced into the air conditioned basement (which looked as if it could be built out of recycled ice cream cone molds). The sound levels were so high that I had
Road" was thinking of making a parody film about the original Zombie movies, then they missed their mark. The zombies here are not like those we know and care so much about in other films; there is no discernable reason for why anyone would bother with this low-rent production. It's really rather annoying how these little things were made out to be big deal when looking on IMDb - although you'll notice that almost every review of it says that everyone loves them.<br /><br />The actors aren't even believable as zombies since most of them have all too easy lines while talking very fast without ever slowing down or giving any depth.
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1st watched 8/3/2003 - 2
stars: Okay, there's a reason for my rating. I've seen it again and again over the years! It was on in our family room with other "classic" movies like "The Secret Garden," "Chitty Chitty Bang Bang" AND this movie...and even more often than that. This one is pretty much the same thing as the others in some respects though you see all kinds of things happening throughout the story.<br /><br />But to me the biggest difference between these two films are they always put up against each other by playing into your brain and creating something from nothing when its really already at work inside your head
viewed 9/4/2003
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There's tons of good-looking women
here, and all are cast well, but what a horrible movie it is. The acting isn't too bad, though the whole plot is lame.<br /><br />I didn't like that there was more than one love interest (in fact, I think in most cases there wouldn't have been) for such an innocent little girl; also, while she doesn't seem to care about her father very much when he takes some money from her bank account just so he can rent an apartment off campus and then later back out on him--and after he learns her name--there is no explanation as to why he would be doing this or
in the second hour or so. And, when they're together and you know that there's no real danger here (although, unfortunately, this would take us back to "Scent of a Woman", where a female lead can be shot and killed as easily without any other symptoms), and their sex appeal makes up for it all, things are really starting to get interesting.<br /><br />But then there's something called 'the whole damn thing'.<br /><br />I couldn't help but wonder how much of this scene actually has anything to do with what happens later - I'd say about 30% is, at
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En route to a small
remote town, the protagonist takes an unexpected detour. This is where our story comes up with some surprises and even more mysteries, which will test every level of tolerance between strangers.<br /><br />The whole film was pretty well made though too predictable for my liking and it does have something of a clichéd middle section in which everything seems planned out but that's just not enough for me. Although I do like that about the main character - he loves his life! He has fun doing whatever, being funny all the time (I can't think of another word) and when one gets hit by an approaching train he doesn't waste much
island where Dr. John (John Cleese) and his sidekick are in the midst of performing a surgery, two mysterious men dressed up as aliens arrive on the scene who try to kill them when they come into contact with someone or something, only then having killed themselves by doing so. Then another 2 guys appear among whom one can see that Cleese' character is being watched for some reason.<br /><br />So much has been expected from this film based upon its very promising synopsis: an attempt at humour by an alien invasion but lacking in any actual substance whatsoever resulting in the best part of 1 hour 30 minutes
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Without wishing to be a
victim of some sort, or criticising the film for being weak on humour (no one I know would have laughed at that), I'll give it half-assed praise: in the main a good job was done by most cast members and director. And if there's anything else that we might do with all those hours left - how can you argue against making us laugh? How about seeing one of our two sons stand up during his final English lesson?<br /><br />The other problem is that any character has its faults, even in this kind of comic script as we see many characters get caught up in events they shouldn't. It
critic for any other reason than because I am one myself, I found this film pretty bad. Why? Because it's not about the characters but rather about an action movie in which you expect some drama and emotion that has no chance of ever occurring despite the fact that we are expected not only to accept its portrayal but actually to feel empathy with these guys.<br /><br />I was amazed when people were comparing "Men in Black II" on television or talking among themselves about how badly they remembered what happened so many years ago (and they had absolutely nothing left). The truth is there is enough history here - if anybody remembers anything interesting from
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My girlfriend once brought around
this film for me, and it's the worst film I have ever seen. It is nothing more than a rip off of many movies that have already been made before, but they didn't try to make anything original at all.<br /><br />The story? The main character gets stuck in a desert area with no water or food supply from any distance away by some very greedy bandits who think there are chances to get rich if she turns into their slave!<br /><br />So does her boyfriend do something that would turn him into an animal?! This film will give you nightmares! My friend did like seeing my girl go through the
some untraceable material from some remote Chinese village of that era. She took a DVD player and setted it on her table while she watched the film about an old woman who was married to some guy, but he died before their daughter showed up for them.<br /><br />This is what I found in one scene: A young man (the first) comes into town as an outsider trying not to be recognized so he leaves his jacket at home - which contains money!! But instead the older man keeps coming into town with his coat open all day! This young "independent" girl wants to get out and buy shoes or something
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Amateur, no budget films can
be pretty damn funny; there's only so much you can do with a camera. The last time this happened was "Dumb & Dumber" and its sequel (and here we are) but they're just as awful.<br /><br />My girlfriend picked them out because she wanted to see more cheesy 80s cinema by the director of John Cusack's cult hit 'The Big Easy'. Of course it didn't go down well at all on her behalf but I guess those who saw that film probably had a different opinion about what constitutes good or bad movies in Hollywood...<br /><br />John Dahl is one
have a great story so here's some stuff you never saw in an official movie (and I'm glad we didn't see them).<br /><br />Somebody said "The 83rd Street Kids" is very low-budget. What do we know about these kids? We got the name of one named Johnnie Macintyre who played the part himself.<br /><br />(But don't give me that excuse.) They only had 5 minutes on Broadway before they were caught up in this terrible situation and it was probably not going to get better anyway...<br /><br />So what does happen with the
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OK its not the best
film of course, it doesnt have everything that made a good movie but even the better movies in this genre dont seem to be as entertaining. I wont say that the film is dull or depressing either which are my fault for writing such horrible reviews.<br /><br />For those hoping you can't think up anything else to watch there are more decent films out there to give you pleasure and entertainment. But if like me were looking forward to seeing something new and exciting then come on now.. This isn't a good one at all
movie i've ever watched, but it does have a few good things about it. It's funny at times and has very nice art direction that helps to keep you interested.<br /><br />So don't expect an Oscar quality performance from either of the leads (or even a great villain - The Joker doesn't really try too hard in this film...but still isn't anything special.) Don't expect elaborate sets or acting by any known actors like Jack Nicholson or William H Macy just because of a "great cast". You're more likely getting your money back with this one than the worst out there (I'm thinking Quentin Tarantino)<
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Some films that you pick
up on a whim are really great. But, some movies can't be missed as the first movie of a new series, and "Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unintentional Th要害" proves to be such. <br /><br />The whole story revolves around a young boy named Lenny who was introduced in this film (in short stories by Neil Gaiman) for those aged 8 years old or older who haven't read anything about Tolkien before. While it is possible to tell if someone had been reading Sauron from The Lord Of The Rings novels back in the past, they probably wouldn't have
up and see if they're new but still don't make me want to buy the DVD of them! I've got 'The King' lying about on my shelf. It's such a bad story that it can be funny in moments, but by itself makes me feel sick.<br /><br />A man is running through an airport after having been accused with a bank robbery...and while searching for his missing buddy who ran away as well he gets lost (isn't really given any other reason than because there was no one at the door!). When he doesn't get home within 4 hours (hence the title!) he is
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I received this movie as
a rental from the DVD Rental store and it has been sitting in my pile of movies ever since. At first I was skeptical to buy because for some reason, I just didn't feel like watching a "feel good" film about a family moving out west - which wouldn't be so bad if they really got rich or something.<br /><br />But over time...<br /><br />The premise is somewhat strange (as you see by all the questions on IMDb) but actually pretty clever and funny at times too. <br /><br />You get one of those two dads who can do anything with his wife and son around him
an unearned gift. How much I was hoping for, but did not expect to be so disappointed! <br /><br />The DVD is a better movie (though it's still just decent).<br /><br />Anyway...I'm giving 4 stars instead of the lower rating from IMDb because the acting and dialogue are really bad.<br /><br />And why didn't Brad Pitt use his camera? The only purpose he can serve in this film is if you have some kind of taste or interest in how actors act on screen.<br /><br />What do you want me to say about what happens with Jolie??? Oh
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I have not seen many
of these before but I really liked The Secret to your happiness. This movie is hilarious, and the two leads are fantastic. They're both believable people who make for good dramatic partners, too. Not a bad combination.<br /><br />For those unfamiliar with this concept, in order to increase longevity (or at least survival) it seems that there should be some sort of'secret' somewhere on life's journey that allows us all special experiences or gifts which give us insight into what lies beyond our lifetime. It also takes knowledge from different time periods and cultures to allow you a glimpse of them as well. Maybe they will become an interesting
movies I liked, but this one is really good. It stars the famous Paul Newman and he plays an American actor who goes to Vietnam with his buddies in search of a cure for some disease that they think originated there. However it turns out he doesn't know anything about it because everyone on board seems more ill than those on shore. The cast includes Jane Fonda, Robert Stack, Burt Reynolds (again), Gary Merrill (just like Dean Jagger) as well. All are amazing here.<br /><br />The whole story has been told before but never quite so nicely presented or acted by all involved. A lot of interesting characters
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..Oh wait, I can! This
movie was made as a prank on the BBC so it's no surprise that not one person actually got to see most of this. Apparently they were still in love with each other.<br /><br />It starts off with a young couple having sex but while it is set during their honeymoon there are some things which make you wonder if it could be them sleeping next door or something like that. The idea of the film isn't really coherent (how come you would need 210 minutes for someone who has done nothing else) and when people get together it becomes more like a reunion than anything else.<br /><br />'The Last Word
is an excellent series of short (10 minutes) films shot in various locations. But with some good writing and strong performance by the actors, they make me want to see this more often.<br /><br />The central character seems like a young Tom Cruise waiting for his star turn. The film itself deals directly or indirectly with alcoholism: when he was growing up, his parents were both alcoholic parents. During high school and into college he tried to find that middle ground between "real" manhood AND "serious". It doesn't work as well when you have no idea how far back his father's descent has gone. <br
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You have to admire Brad
Pitt for not going down the Pathetic Road! This film is a story of two couples living in LA. They are trying desperately to find true love and hope that their relationship can turn into something positive, despite having major mental problems along with a troubled environment.<br /><br />The characters are likable though you never get bored or feel sorry for these guys because they go about life day after day without realizing how out-of-date things really were back then...they only understand one thing: "If we keep doing what's next - everything will be fine".<br /><br />There is no character who does anything above average but still
Pitt, he is an a**hole. The only thing more annoying than that guy on Law & Order: SVU was his girlfriend Rachel Griffiths.<br /><br />There were no redeeming qualities of the movie but I would not see it again ever. It's all so boring - you are never told anything interesting and there is nothing shocking about any plot line at least except for one stupid sequence in which Pitt gets knocked into water by a giant snake! There has been enough cannibalism made for 3 movies since then.<br /><br />I don't know where they got their money from either - this whole effort must
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THE ZOMBIE CHRONICLES <br /><br
/>A low budget film that was very well done in showing how people can lose their minds during times of great stress. A good movie for anyone who has had an experience like mine.<br /><br />Title: The Zombie Chronicles<br /><br />Writer(s): John Sackmann (Storywriter) and Michael D. Anderson (Director/Producer)<br /><br />Stars: Jolynn Smith, Jim Halleryn, James Kinnear
/>Title (Brazil): O JATO DE UMA BOA ELETRICANA<br /><br />Director(s): José D'Araufa, Bruno Alves (English subtitles only)<br /><br />(1972) 13 years ago and the stars were in sync. The characters seemed to have a kind of chemistry, I recall.<br /><br />But then again perhaps they never had it together because the plot was slow as mud, if you understand what I mean at all! My brother has since become a fan of Brazilian horror films so he is keeping an eye on this film; nevertheless his
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A woman asks for advice
from her father who is known to be extremely wise. The man, however, insists that he cannot tell the truth about this problem until a solution has been found - in his own words; if you ever want help with a person or business then make sure they have some good food.<br /><br />The man's father gives the wife one bowl of soup as it is very hot and she tries not to get it out while the men sits down at their meal together (and yes I had just watched this movie).<br /><br />(Note: I saw this being screened by TVS last year at the 'Celebrity Dinner
from a psychoanalyst (Hank Z. Lee) about what to do with her husband, who has just been diagnosed with dementia of the heart type.<br /><br />In an early scene we see his two brothers being assaulted by fellow residents who are now working together: one is killed in front of their eyes and another gets thrown into a toilet. These scenes provide some comic relief as well as warning signs that this family's existence is not something you want--it must be handled delicately if they hope to get along.<br /><br />The film opens at his apartment where we can't help but feel sorry for him;
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Really, I can't believe that
the movie is released so soon! That it went straight to video. First of all, when the first thing I see in this movie isn't something great or wonderful (nothing against Michael Caine) but his stupid character from 1973 version. The rest are nothing more than bad movies with poor acting.<br /><br />The characters were also annoying, boring and very flat. When you remember that this wasn't supposed to be a full-length TV series we can imagine who is here: Richard Grieco's family...<br /><br />The problem lies in the script itself... It had terrible dialogue, completely unfunny
it takes this long to get a full movie release. The film has been delayed for some time due to cost and distribution costs.<br /><br />I know where the film is based on because they have done similar films about other things such as the US military at home and overseas war movies which really didn't pay off in terms of selling box office tickets (even though their budget was less than half what Home Alone made) but not having the right people under the direction who are also capable make your project a flop without even trying to sell you on how good the idea of making a real action horror flick will be.<br /><br /
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I rented this movie about
a few years ago, and it has since appeared on DVD at the local video shop. A bit of trivia is that my father used to work for Warner Bros.<br /><br />The story concerns an ex-military guy who tries his hand at something he had never done before--the occasional prank, particularly with kids, but also as farce! He finds himself going against the law quite frequently though, so the cops show up every now and then in unexpected places! The best part (for me) was watching him getting beat up by some tough guys from Mexico! This film may not be original anymore due to its depiction of gang
6-7 times and each time i went away to sleep a few hours before the film had begun. I found myself waking up several nights from boredom at random scenes of dialogue, characters who hadn't spoken in over two days, or other incongruities (the opening montage shows the "original" cast sitting around after being thrown out by their families, but then goes on for about a month without any character development). It is as if some of them are trying too hard not to break into tears.<br /><br />The acting suffers most along with both story structure & pacing.<br /><br />It was one of many
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:Spoilers:<br /><br />I was very
disappointed in 'Tales of Amelio.' There were a few laughs and even some action, but it just wasn't to my taste. I have watched an abundance of Disney films through the years--there are too many classics that should stand the test of time.<br /><br />What drew me away from this film with all those stars around? The story! It had potential; no one has ever seen what is going on at the base stations between each starship in this series. And most importantly--the music...and their use throughout gave it character and emotion not usually heard here before 2009.<br /><
bored, and the story left me feeling that way. The script has a great deal of potential but is totally wasted by it's stupidity.<br /><br />It tries to be serious yet comes off as ridiculous because instead of playing it safe you get to see some truly annoying comedy in the shape of Chris Kattan who plays a loser called Tony which he does with complete contempt for his fellow co-stars including himself. His character's reactions are laughable so I just kept expecting him to hurl the word "shit" at everyone after saying anything along these lines and the joke falls flat every time (for what reason? we'll never know
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I've seen all four of
these movies with my parents and I always come home saying how much we enjoyed them. We have family members who love horror, thrillers & even romantic comedies so by the time they see this one we're already a fan! This is really an action thriller.<br /><br />If you can't find anything about it on IMDb or Amazon.com then be thankful. It's worth seeing if for no other reason than to enjoy the performances (especially from Burt Reynolds) of Peter Gallagher (as Jack Hunter), Michael Jai White as "Black" and Danny Glover as Captain Tubbington - the lead in a role which is
the films in this series. The only one that I found particularly good was "The Honeymooners", but it wasn't quite as original and thought-provoking to me.<br /><br />"You Got Mail" is probably not a film you'd want an audience with your whole family watching, because unlike some other movies featuring a small child playing guitar or singing along at home (or on top of a piano), "You Get Married" actually works for adults! Yes, there's lots of sex stuff going on (the character who plays Jennifer Aniston isn't much more than a caricature -- she looks like the daughter
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I very much looked forward
to watching this movie and did not have a problem with it or any of the director's choices whatsoever. They obviously were following some guidelines for what to do with the footage they had already shot, but still kept this documentary in its original form as if you could "see" how close she came to making something truly amazing from all that was available.<br /><br />The story is interesting enough; I thought it went off-what-to-do on each level (if there wasn't an obvious answer before), so the filmmakers really got out their characters' inner dialogue during filming so they would be more effective when doing interviews later down the line
to this. It's been on the BBC since late January and has already caused one of the most interesting reviews in British television history!<br /><br />There is only a 2 star rating because many viewers have stated that they felt like watching a horror movie, not a thriller.<br /><br />(Yes it IS rated "15" by IMDb)<br /><br />'Scream' was originally intended as the sequel to 'Psycho'. But due to critical rejection from audiences & publishers (no surprise), and writer/director Robert Wise decided that he would write his own 'psycho sequel' without changing anything about the story
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I have read all of
the reviews that are posted about this movie and I do know what good is being done in the cinema.<br /><br />In my opinion, this film will remain a very special example until 1960 where we can see the same kind of "movie".<br /><br />(Note - There is an extra reel at the end. This part was edited for another reason but still is here). <br /><br />And besides, just to be nice, there is more than one point in my review which refers only to me and does not relate with any others: i am always happy and thank God every time when
the comments on this movie and feel that they are completely unfair. The problem is not with the story or any aspect about it, but rather an attack to the actors.<br /><br />What happens in real life between a father and son? In actuality there would be nothing much to discuss here as two adults sharing custody, so if you don't want to see them fight then this movie won't mean anything to anyone (not even John Waters).<br /><br />If I was a mother in this situation; when my 13 year old daughter came home from school one day screaming at me because she had been picked on
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As a Southern Baptist, it
is hard for me to see how this film is supposed to be funny and uplifting. It starts out promisingly enough: young lady with an older man who can't afford a lawyer gives birth, but then turns sour when the doctor's fees are higher than they've ever been...<br /><br />There is no point here at all - just awful acting by all characters except perhaps "Mabel" whose lines sound like someone writing in one sentence upon another. The entire movie comes across as a cross between the American version of The Pink Panther (not that we could tell apart) plus some cheap comedy featuring a bunch of guys who live
makes for a real challenge to accept the Christian faith. As I've seen so many people go around preaching, lecturing others about how true or false Christianity is and in spite of my background, this just doesn't make me sit up and say "I'm not going down that road!" It gets tedious as well....I like talking a little bit with other Christians though.....just cause they don't look like we Christians who have lived out their own life experiences too hard...like Jesus did.<br /><br />If you would really want to know Christ; listen to a few friends telling you your religion (or whatever) isn't right
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WARNING: This review contains SPOILERS.
I didn't know whether to be shocked or disgusted by this movie, but it's the latter.<br /><br />This is one of those movies where after a few minutes you don't want the scene to end no matter how many times there are (but what could we do?).<br /><br />It features some incredible nudity and eroticism -- nothing much in between though, save for the main character who doesn't seem too attracted anyway...or maybe she does. Anyway, if you like your flicks full of pornographic imagery please check out "KISS OF MASTurbation" which also featured a woman having sex with her
I know that is all the way in it's nature, but...<br /><br />One of my favorite films was "A Beautiful Mind" and for me personally its just a real classic film (and probably one of the best sci-fi movies ever) so when an opportunity to watch another brilliant director with his previous work came along i made sure not miss out on it.<br /><br />Peter Greenaway has done some well-known films such as "Saw", and he did another interesting role in this picture. He does a good job here portraying a genius filmmaker who suddenly becomes madly obsessed by a girl whose life is almost
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As a kid I did
not see the 1946 version because my grandfather said it was terrible and had to be watched on video. So far he's right, no matter how long or short.<br /><br />The original version stars George Cukor as William Castle who has just retired with his wife (Helen Mirren) in NYC after running away from bad acting lessons he took at an academy years ago when they started seeing each other again. He finds work trying to get a part in "My Favorite Year", which was made by producer John Cromwell but never saw its release due to financial problems. As you may know if this movie
not really enjoy it as much as the newer versions, but after reading this article, that was to soon end. The acting and story are just plain great.<br /><br />I know some people will find out now when they rent or buy the movies on DVD from AMC.com; i haven't found them yet so can't compare directly here but every character seems like you have already met previously in other stories (if there is anything to be said about 10:57 and its sequel). And although they don't have special effects, with the budget at such low cost nowadays they've done an awesome job. Plus it doesn
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Jill Dunne (played by Mitzi
Kapture) is the only daughter of a real estate lawyer. She wants nothing more than to spend her life, and career-long days at an upscale resort with the family they built up in Miami.<br /><br />She goes about it all in the name of earning money fast & then she becomes very successful and begins making some hard choices that will change how she looks into the future for years to come.<br /><br />The story centers around Jill's relationship with "Big" Davey Murphy ("Puffy M"). While both men have grown along side each other they were not destined for love at first sight until their meeting 2
Kapture) is on the rise and is now married with a new house in her beautiful home-town, but still wants more--especially after having sex with some guy! The problems begins when they have sex it looks like Jill's making out with her sister's friend of years...but I guess these people don't belong at such an important event. They just can't get over their jealousy because there isn't one other man at this party except for the baddie (played so coolly by Robert Morley). At dinner time it seems that things are going fine but then, as Jill stands next to herself feeling self-conscious she sees
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This movie sucked. It really
didn't do the best job it could of doing in my opinion, however I thought a few scenes were funny and at least one scene was cool, but overall it had zero to say about its characters or story line<br /><br />I found this film entertaining enough because of how cute Michael Jai White is!!! In fact if you have not seen his movies before then skip ahead on through part 4 or even don't watch all parts just see him early (maybe later) so he can be nice!! Also I highly recommend watching part 2 also! If only there would've been more for me to like...<br /><br
made me want to throw up, but I didn't because it was actually enjoyable. Most movies can get a lot of laughs for all the wrong reasons when they try too hard like this (as in "Wacko" or something). This one has everything: people that look disgusting after drinking excessive amounts of beer & smoking cigars and having sex with girls their mom is trying to control....the movie also does very well by showing us how boring and uninspired the script is compared to the rest...It's so bad its funny! And while it may not be as good as any other crap movie ever put out, i believe some people
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Lifetime did it again. Can
believe this movie is a part of their resume anymore. This film was awful, in every aspect that i am capable to judge and I must say the production value was low as well.<br /><br />The worst thing about all of this are the people who gave 5 stars. They can not even find one good comment on IMDb or something like that.<br /><br />'Scream' has only been surpassed by "Savages".<br /><br />This was filmed without editing with just a simple camera set up using remote control because it was such an incredibly small budget for such high caliber movie star making names and reputation
believe she'd do a movie like this two years in the future, with nothing to suggest her acting abilities but some decent writing skills....And an allusion or more of that? It's about time for these things. I hope my daughter and friends can enjoy watching this kind of show! This is just great. My 2 kids loved every minute of this one...and will probably be hooked on it for quite awhile!!! A definite MUST see!!!!<br /><br />This would qualify as good content if not for the fact there wasn't any background music. <br /><br />But once you get past the beginning, and
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I have to say I
really love any movie where James Stewart plays a role. This was one of the best performances that anyone has had to date, in my opinion.<br /><br />I'm going out on a limb here and saying something about this film is incorrect because there were no actors during the editing process and not many people saw it until just recently at least. However from what little I know of The Blue Angel (the actual name), you wouldn't think they would allow for so few shots to be shown or perhaps due to the length? It's hard to tell without seeing it again but when talking with someone who did contribute to the production I believe
am disappointed in this film. While it does not come out as a horror film, there are moments when you realize that the main character is acting so badly with his head that he actually looks like one of those super-hero actors from 70's TV or radio shows.<br /><br />This makes him look much worse than an average high school junior in his first day at "Dale High" (what?!?). And since we do see his classmates' reactions during these scenes after he gets hit by other students, I can guess: These kids had nothing better to do for their evening activities than watch some teen-thriller!!
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The original book of this
series had a great message but it was quite graphic. It showed the effects that would come out after sexual intercourse.<br /><br />I liked how everything played like part 3: Love Under Stress and I love the way they used allusions to other books in there stories as well as being able for them to develop their own storyline with something interesting going on. This made watching each episode more enjoyable. In fact, you can watch this entire movie again when your bored and really want to see some sexiness without having to go buy another DVD or listen to the sales pitch someone is about to throw at me...<br /><br />
series is THE PLOT OF THE PROBABLE MAGIC MAN (1928). <br /><br />In the first novel, Magic Man takes sides with Good guys and Bad people at a time when bad folks are in power. He saves the day only to be taken prisoner by them for many years.<br /><br />This movie tries it best but falls short because so much goes on without a clear plot line or focus.<br /><br />(For more info about this story please go here: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0346875/)<br /><br />'T' was
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The annoying mouse and lullaby
is from the 60's, but there were some nice songs on this album. The music was good and the actors were decent. But that's where it ends.The movie itself wasn't too bad to watch; especially when compared with many other Disney classics of a recent date.<br /><br />So if you are looking for quality go get "Beauty And The Beast".But do yourself a favor...get something more entertaining at Disney Movies On Demand or another home video outlet! There is also an older animated film called THE BIRDS OF BOISE. I can not recommend any reviews posted about THIS version because my sister who had
to boot. Just the two things that really make up a horror film.<br /><br />What's worse, is that this film got pulled from it original release for reasons never disclosed in any magazine reviews I could find. The fact is, with most "horror" movies being terrible ones, that don't have much more going on than some bad music or someone killing himself....it is highly unlikely they will end well at the end of such an unpleasant flick as 'Requiem For A Gun'.<br /><br />Well actually..there were four good people killed off throughout the entire movie which added something worthwhile considering how badly
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I saw this film opening
night in the movie theater and I was blown away by how it's been long forgotten. When you hear of a bad movie coming out or what has hit big on DVD charts, but they never really play the movie again until someone pays for it to be released (like 10 years later). This one is no exception; however as soon as I read about it on IMDb I knew that if I hadn't seen "Cops" at that time (about 2 months) then I should have. It's funny because with a few minor plot points like when she comes into view while his car drives past him her eyes don't
the same year as a couple of my friends saw The Godfather (the 1972 release). What we thought was quite funny about how the Mafia is portrayed in such simplistic terms. It didn't occur to us that it would be years before its time but now I remember why.<br /><br />It's not too bad for an average actioner with some pretty cool scenes featuring Michael Jackson and a few memorable lines from Jack Nicholson.<br /><br />(SPOILER) Michael Jackson, who appeared briefly in this flick does a really stupid cameo as himself while "The Godfather" star Joe Piscopo plays him
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I saw this at the
theater and loved it! All I wanted to do was go back home.<br /><br />For anyone who has never seen "Fight Club" or watched "Kill Bill", take a look. Both were excellent, with unique plots & subplots that keep you wondering what will happen next. If you are familiar with both, they aren't much different (though Fight Club had the twist of an incest plot), but also have great acting from almost every cast member (& especially Paul Giamatti).<br /><br />This movie is probably more realistic than some other films out there where things move so fast; everything happens in 4-
film festival I attended last week and it left me a little baffled. It's obviously meant to be some kind of surreal tale about sex, sexuality in general and the subconscious mind - but what do you expect from 1953? The story does drag on for far too long and there are numerous scenes which feel out-of-place (and by that I mean 'outside'). In particular: when he is visiting his parents.<br /><br />When confronted with a very erotic subject such as masturbation or sexual intercourse; if only these films were told more within their own environment than they took us into; instead of being made up
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Ned Kelly (Ledger), the infamous
Irishman, travels from Ireland to Canada on a cattle car with his friend and partner in crime, William Wallace (Foster) who has been sent by William's wife Mary Rose (MacDowell) who is dying of cancer. The trip makes Ned very ill. Meanwhile, James McCurdy (Harris), an ex-Canadian Ranger was living out west as a hunter when he heard about the situation in County Cork and decided to make it his home for the foreseeable future.<br /><br />"The Red Rider" will have most people going "wow!!!" but some others would rather forget that. I did enjoy this one and
outlaw who escaped from an English penal colony, is trying to get off the streets with some friends when he's suddenly confronted by two robbers. They tie him up and drive off in their boat of course! But no sooner are they gone than Ned comes into his own as a self-made pirate -- and there's only one problem: How did such a cool guy become known under such awful names? We learn all that in this movie about how Ned had to take it easy after being hailed worldwide for stealing from England -- or so the media thinks...<br /><br />It took three more years before he finally returned home again; and
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They constructed this one as
being a 'Gossip Girl' type of film... but all I got was the same story over and over again.<br /><br />As such, the pacing, focus on characters without depth (the writers had no idea what to do with these people at first), lackluster plot, poorly cast actors and ridiculous dialog made it extremely difficult for me to even care about any character. Also very unwatchable scenes were cut out just prior to end credits which meant that there wasn't enough time left after them to really make you feel involved in their misery, nor did I ever become emotionally connected towards their plight.<br /><br /
a 'coming-of-age' movie, but the story is so full of self-inflicted emotional baggage that it was difficult to get through.<br /><br />The characters do not come across as interesting enough for any sort of human interest. There's no real depth here at all; just some good-looking people looking bad and acting terribly when they have their eyes on something else - or worse: just sitting around with nothing better than what's in front of them. It's like watching paint dry (but actually more accurate), maybe because there are only five hours left before dark...<br /><br />(the end credits are really funny
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This has to be the
best little movie ever made! This was such a joy. One of my favorite parts about it is how, though she's talking so fast her friends must think that she might have just fallen out of the window after telling them the story and going in a blind panic. She's actually much quieter than this, but if you're looking for a simple film with some great acting then don't miss this one...
most atrocious piece of propaganda ever put out by Disney. It's a blatant rip-off from Star Wars and it shows in EVERY aspect.<br /><br />The only good thing about this movie is that the villain was cute, he/she seemed like it could have been added into an episode somewhere on television if they had wanted him/her...<br /><br />If you want your kids to understand what Disney's current movies are all about...DO NOT WATCH THIS! You would lose them after one or two minutes!<br /><br />Don't even look at it until you've seen something better than this!
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If the term itself were
as bland, it could have been. I mean, there's no suspense or excitement - just boredom and endless rehashing of plot lines that are probably from a screenplay (which is rare) about an unknown character who travels through time, makes random decisions which lead to further randomness... In other words, we all know every one-dimensional piece of crap in this flick before they made you like them.<br /><br />I was actually surprised when my girlfriend suggested watching it to see what kind of story the filmmakers had up their sleeve for us; then after being subjected to another 30 minutes of predictable crap like "it's true everything
"comedy" I would have to say this is a classic comedy, just by being funny. All 3 actors work it out in their own ways (he's smart and witty, she has brains and wit as well). The humor comes about from how they both interpret each other, which of course results in them turning into completely different characters at specific moments.<br /><br />For those who think that if only everyone worked together like these two it could make comedy so much better: please take another look at what really matters for comedians - great writing! And, even then, not every time you see great writing or big laughs
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This movie was so unrelentingly
good. It is like the most intelligent, best written drama of recent years (without the need for a sequel) with superb acting; wonderful scenery and locations, some very strange ideas--which were handled extremely well.<br /><br />As far as I know there are none who have ever attempted to create something like this before. A shame because it seems like an obvious choice for one. <br /><br />'The Shining' does nothing like that or even much similarity to other stories in horror film tradition. So perhaps you can't expect the same from 'Tunnel Of Horror'. It has a nice twist at its end which might
boring. I can't remember ever seeing a horror film in this state, and it did not stop until the credits ended.<br /><br />The plot is terrible; all of it! Everything happens after 3 minutes, even when you get to see why they're worried about some weird girl stalking around at night...but then the problem starts again - she's back at school, her family keeps getting together with their friends as if nothing had happened between them, etc.<br /><br />What there seems to be no point for (the people) who are trying to find out what led up to that strange death. It seemed like
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This movie never made it
onto the USA broadcast of the 1970s. It had a long run in Canada and Australia on television until the early-80's.<br /><br />The story begins with an aspiring writer named Jack Hirsch (played by Patrick Bergin), who has been writing plays all his life, particularly for local radio stations; then he accepts a job as a manager at a TV station, the Winnipeg Free Press ("WFP"). He becomes involved with various news stories during this time but also has some personal issues such as cheating on her husband Robert (Maurice Canning) before they got married after six years of
as a TV series. For some reason all I've come across are the film's alternate history, which doesn't really make any sense for many reasons.<br /><br />The main problem with this movie is that the characters have no background information to back their actions; you couldn't possibly care whether or not they survive in such dire circumstances! It becomes even more ridiculous when there are scenes where people appear completely unaware of what would happen if one person were killed from another point.<br /><br />(I know that this could be said by either John Doe, who had nothing important on his mind when he chose the part (even though
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I thought this was a
fantastic movie. It takes us to an age where we cannot simply trust people who tell us they have had good things happening in their lives and we always feel the need to question how real it all really is...this film has shown me that many things seem very obvious, even for those of us who are well informed about history.<br /><br />One day I watched these clips on television of 9/11. They were so powerful because we could see the anguish one man felt (Bill Gates) after being diagnosed with pancreatic cancer. To read what he wrote: "This morning there's nothing left but memories. You know?
good film. It doesn't have a lot of plot, except that the father is murdered and his killer is set to kill him right away by someone he hasn't told her about because she hates him.<br /><br />The way these killers get killed was very cool though and there were enough twists for it not to fall into the boring cliché that's been around for so long.<br /><br />There was plenty of other things going on in life too! They make fun movies about all of those topics but instead they do a simple yet realistic one which made me feel like I'm watching them from inside their heads!<br /><
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Ned aKelly is such an
awesome family comedy. It has fun, laughs and wonderful character acting. I'm almost constantly looking at my kids on Saturday nights watching this show every time one of them comes across it!
incredible movie!! I was only 2 when it came out and yet can tell you exactly what this film is all about! It's about an aging scientist who has been researching his late fathers experiments with cloning in order to bring new life into the world. His project fails, but that doesn't matter as now he must go after his family through the process of finding a clone.<br /><br />This is my favorite kind of film!<br /><br />A beautiful story, great cinematography from Bruce Conner and excellent acting performances by Christopher Lloyd (as Ned), Mandy Patinkin, Kaley Cuoco, Patrick Wols
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From the very beginning, the
problem with this film is it starts off weirdly enough but goes downhill from there. My first reaction would be to think that after watching 20 Hour War a couple of years ago in one room full of friends and seeing what some people thought about things I'd see something similar here as well but its just not true.<br /><br />This movie has no real plot or action to speak of which made me feel like it was just going around and around hoping on someone else's back (I couldn't believe how fake so many scenes were when they started getting rid of their own clothes - actually the best moment comes at the end where
plot seems to be completely unrealistic; for example, if someone were shot in a crossfire and they didn't get killed after 3 shots from one man - why would he continue to fight with another? If this was really possible wouldn't all players die eventually anyway since there are not enough bullets left (like when I went on my first killing spree as an assassin). In addition, how come some of the other characters end up having their bodies torn apart or decapitated, while others just shrivel into dead pieces that slowly disintegrate? This could have been improved with less gratuitous violence. A few moments showing blood dripping from
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I guess I was attracted
to this movie because it had a "special effects" element that reminded me of my childhood. That, plus the fact that Michael Ironside was in it made me watch it all the same: if you can stand a minute or two of pure horror for a change then go see this one.<br /><br />Some people claim that they got burned by this flick due to low-budget camera-work; other claims are that their problems were more directly caused by having nothing else on TV except to find this film at Target and not get any television programs from Comedy Central - but what? What is comedy about anyway? So why am I writing something
to this movie by the fact that it featured two stars who have worked together on other films before. However, after a very long time of watching films starring these actors and seeing just how little they can do apart from what happens next in action scenes, one would wonder if this is really worth spending money (or even having access) to watch.<br /><br />A film about a 10 year old girl searching for her lost brother leads up with several twists which are hardly coherent at all when compared with everything else going on around the audience during most of the film. The first half follows a boy being chased through woods where he runs
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I don't quite get the
whole hype for this one...<br /><br />No plot, no acting whatsoever and bad camera work. The director didn't even give an audience who got a DVD copy of this film what to expect. A complete waste of my money! 0 out of 10<br /><br />(sorry, I mean 1/3)
fascination with this film. At one stage it sounded as if director David Lynch was being very self-critical of himself and some people for having directed this - but then that's probably because they hadn't read much about what went into making the movie.<br /><br />On screen, you can see a lot more depth in this than is present on paper. There are many brilliant images and sound sequences which I thought really added to the whole experience.<br /><br />The central scenes are often breathtaking (the love scene especially) but there are also subtle moments (in particular when Boredom watches his daughter and his wife at the hospital
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This movie was awful. The
story line had holes all over it, and even the actors couldn't save a script that could turn into an action film to start with.<br /><br />The acting in this picture is crap. If you have never done anything good for an actress then they don't deserve any respect when their work comes out of their mouth...or do it your way. They should know better as acting isn't everything!<br /><br />If anyone else likes this movie, please ask yourself what would be most beneficial or necessary to make this movie better? Maybe she who doesn't like her life, probably because she cannot get past bad relationships (with
plot of the film involved some guy who tried to steal a car just so he could break into his cousin's house and get stuff in there, but found out it wasn't safe. So anyway, when they couldn't make it home without breaking down the doors at least, the two guys came face-to-face with this crazed lady whose motives were only vaguely plausible--but she knew something about how things went and had some sort of vendetta against him.<br /><br />I thought that if I saw this myself while sitting through it during my late night DVR-ing routine today on HBO, I might have enjoyed this less. But I
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Holy crap. This was the
second worst animated film I have ever seen on video! My mom and brother were having a bad time with this, and then when they finished it our kids asked me how it's worse than "Pulp Fiction" and "The Usual Suspects". So I laughed my ass off.<br /><br />I've always hated musicals as films (the one that introduced Frank Sinatra in it is The Band Wagon but boy did he suck)!<br /><br />(SPOILER) John Barleycorn tells his friend Richard Moe to go get a song written for him, so after a day of wandering through downtown Detroit
biggest pile of cheese on Hollywood's resume since "The World Is Not Enough."<br /><br />It seemed like every aspect to this movie had been done and a bunch more that were never even spoken about: story structure, characterization, plot twists... all inane and laughably lame.<br /><br />This is probably one of those movies where I have actually liked watching because it always has an interesting take at the end (not much happens throughout or none at all). Like a lot of high-brow cinema these days though. There are other excellent films out there like "Candy" but you can see how easily this could make
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SWING! is an important film
in American political history. In a way that could easily be summarised, it deals with the rise of Nixon and then ends.<br /><br />The first episode of this series was 'What can we do to win?'. On the fifth week, on the 3rd April, NBC gave us some excellent material: John Kerry's testimony for US Senators; Walter Cronkite answering questions from people outside Japan after the US dropped nuclear bombs upon Hiroshima (the entire audience burst into applause); Dick Cavett interviewing Margaret Thatcher about her handling of immigration in America during WWII and before she became PM; Charles Darwin being interviewed by a young
about a Japanese woman's struggle to win over a German soldier. <br /><br />This one had some very touching scenes, especially when the soldier shows up at her home in Japan and they both say "Bitch" to each other.<br /><br />But don't watch this film if you are expecting anything but entertainment, because it was just that.The acting wasn't good either.I'm not complaining about it,I thought all of the characters were decent enough.<br /><br />The fact the girl got beat for killing her own husband doesn't work as hard with me as I did earlier,because every single time she kills someone
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There's not a drop of
the most basic decency left in this drivel. The only 'hero' is so desperate that she can't hold back tears when the main character dies, and all her fellow employees find solace by sharing stories about their colleagues dying for charity.<br /><br />This film made me wonder how much money people were willing to give up on a job they really didn't like just because someone else liked it more! But then I thought: "Well why should you ask?" Anyway, the plot revolves around an ambitious young woman who wants nothing more than to become famous (her name escapes me but there are many women doing precisely what she does
cheese in this film, but it doesn't even feel like "Holes" because the plot seems more realistic.<br /><br />As to say 'we know that some people go mad when they are exposed outside' - that was probably too much. When does one expect to be surrounded by screaming fans? (and who cares what they're eating?)<br /><br />When I heard they were making a video game based on the screenplay... well, then I became very excited! The first thing came across to me is how easy for them to imagine their own characters and scenarios come into life with no creative thought or consideration whatsoever until
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I like Goldie Hawn and
I found this movie very funny. It's a good blend of comedy, romance and drama. What more can you ask for? The lead character is very likable: he is charming but not pretentious; his emotions are well managed as the plot progresses; there are lots of nice moments while he plays sports--which have to be seen in order to understand how real his life is. Plus, there are also some excellent supporting performances (particularly from Barbara Bach who turns into her opposite numbers) and it ends up being quite endearing despite its subject matter. This should help you feel comfortable with watching all that was going on around your head
the movies, but she is a lousy actress. I have to say that most of her early work was bad. "Goldilocks", which was made in 1974, really does not match what one would call today's level of quality.<br /><br />While it may be true that the movie had great talent around the place (there wasn't any talking), so who are they to judge on it? The cast included some well known actors: Ed Harris and Robert Culp as old friends; John Heard...wait a second...he played a nice guy on 'The Munsters'! Oh yes, there
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Protocol is an implausible movie
that does have some things right. Some of the actors really do work out well for their characters and they give believable performances. The only thing I can say negative was the acting, which in this case wasn't bad but not good either.<br /><br />I think if it hadn't been such a complicated plot or as much continuity between these two stories i could've seen something more interesting. As it was, I just had to settle with watching this show on TV one day at night so you might be able to tell what happens next to avoid missing anything. There were too many people on stage trying to talk at once; especially when
(especially as it deals with the issues presented in the book). In my opinion, they could have had just a few simple good lines like in 'To Kill A Mockingbird' and that's how the story would work: a character falls out of favor when he makes an inappropriate comment or when they find out why. No one should need to make excuses for themselves but this does not apply here since none of them are innocent bystanders.<br /><br />So many great events from childhood are missed on purpose by so many adults who know these people only through their screenplays! <br /><br />This film is no excuse for
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When an attempt is made
to build a new film by taking old footage, it’s always tough finding any of the former actors and doing interviews with them. You can tell they weren’t into their parts and not much more about their lives outside film were discovered from them too.<br /><br />The 40 Year-Old Virgin was my first film experience as I saw this at one of the London screening days in May 2013 which took place just before my wedding (or “wedding annulment” if you want). It really wasn't bad but when I watched it again later on, its obvious that there isn't as many
to restore the past that has been destroyed in a big fire, all who are touched by this "event" of destruction (the 32 members) come together for one last hurrah... And what happens is more than we ever could have expected! This movie features some nice action sequences and gore, but overall I really don't think anyone would enjoy seeing it again. It's not so much about revenge as they did forget how to behave before having such kind of catastrophe take place: You're left wondering if they know what they should do with each other after this tragedy occurs.<br /><br />This flick was probably done very late
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What does the " Executive
Order 12890 - Interrogation of Certain Persons" have to do with this movie? It looks like a bad cop thriller and doesn't even remotely look anything resembling scary.<br /><br />The film starts off as it always opens, in some sort of pre-meditated fashion. A man is arrested for murder by police officers who don't know his identity. His wife finds him and he's soon on her front door step while being interrogated. What follows aren't exactly happy or disturbing but you can tell right away that everything will not be okay for him. He then meets up with an ex-con named
mean in this context? What did Ms. Kessler do to merit having her portrayed as someone of high intellect and intelligence who was incapable or unwilling when necessary and/or needed to get to work? The entire story involves a series of " incidents ", with one or more, that clearly could easily have been explained away if it had taken place over some sort of daydream or just some idle moments at lunch. The events are all so inconsequential, they look like scenes from the plot outline for A Star is Born rather than real life experiences by an actual actress playing an exonerated character which may not be very often on stage but usually
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Outlandish premise that rates low
in quality and entertaining value is very disturbing to say the least. Even a mediocre thriller can't save a movie like this, which has no originality or interest whatsoever...<br /><br />Even the good-looking ladies look fake; especially Darryl Hannah (as the female lead); her hair color must have been added by someone because it looked unnatural on the shot -and there was something wrong with the makeup as she appeared not too attractive but rather "skinny". Her body looks thin in comparison with what we see here.<br /><br />'Tough Guy' doesn't disappoint at all: its formulaic plot line, clich
marks of praise from critics as well. When one reads the trailer for this comedy horror film you will soon realize why.<br /><br />You know who the hero and heroine are already because they've been created, while trying to save their own lives (which often means being beaten by each other).<br /><br />The movie starts out in a local bar with its 1980s decor just like everybody else there but is suddenly transformed into a completely different world where an overbearing old lady rules all and her assistant decides she can't live without it... even though there are no words about "life" whatsoever. Soon
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There are only two movies
that I really enjoy, and those both have a lot to do with my life. One is THE FUGITIVE which was made in the late 1970's by Gene Hackman who gives such brilliant performances (I loved his portrayal of Jimmy White and also his wonderful work as Arthur Smith). Another movie this year is THE RAVE GAME where Bill Paxton stars and he's amazing, what more could you ask for? Yes! I'll tell you why!!! This film has it all!! It's very clever comedy about a family going through an abusive divorce. The main character, Richard (Bill Paxton) moves away from
in this movie that really stood out, so I was not disappointed with "Shades of Gray", it is definitely the weakest entry.<br /><br />The story line has a plot twist at the end (i think) which you find hard to believe but still there is more mystery lurking underneath. The acting is good although no one actually delivers much when they have all day and nothing else on TV.<br /><br />However, some parts did stink even though i don't know exactly what i am talking about until last night just before my date :) <br /><br />'Threes' had potential as a comedy, it took
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The only good thing about
this movie is seeing the cast of Bambi's characters in action again - and that, unfortunately they didn't do it as well. The rest of what little there was just a bunch of shots dancing around some park for no apparent reason.<br /><br />Also, "Snow Queen" has far more energy than this one does with its boring ending (even though the film IS an animated feature!)<br /><br />A waste of money!
this movie is that it had a few scenes of real people getting their teeth pulled on, and I was impressed. The rest...nothing worthwhile.<br /><br />I'm 76 now but my son's age (about the same) still adores this film - I hope he can't remember any of it.<br /><br />It sounds as though they got it right for its time: you know just when to cut out everything in between the tooth parts. And if something else happened after you were done eating there would be a flashback before or after the ending credits came up on an endless loop! Oh, and it took
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I'm studying Catalan, and was
surprised that this movie seems to be very similar from the original script. In most respects it is an excellent example of some of the many fine movies made in Spain during the twentieth century.<br /><br />The first few minutes can induce a deep appreciation by any Spaniard who has studied or knows Spanish. The use of music is often quite effective as well as the scenes of social injustice (a man is killed because he's black while another is beaten up for no reason). At times one could feel there were flaws but these mostly had nothing significant to do with plot developments. I don't think this would have been good business at all if
wondering if anyone had any information on how to learn it. I think Spanish is the best option since most people that study Spanish have some basic knowledge of Catalan too? All this talk about how amazing all these foreign languages are...is just plain wrong! It's not even like they really do live in different countries :P.<br /><br />Anyway, there has been an issue which will force you to buy a CD or video: If your school doesn't teach it much yet in English or French etc..... Then what do you say!? "Hey! Aren't we supposed to be learning 'this' language anyway?", or something along those
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I was excited to view
a sequel and I'm glad I did. The original "The Secret Garden" wasn't just an okay movie, it wasn't so bad that you wouldn't want to watch again.<br /><br />Here, however, there is nothing special about the story as one would expect of a Jane Austen book-turned-film adaptation by Elizabeth Elser (who also wrote 2 other adaptations) or even a similar film from Disney like "Oliver!".<br /><br />With all due respect for those fine writers she didn't have much success at making this into her own film (the first two movies were both made in 1
"The Last Outlaw", because I enjoy many of the films from the past couple years that were released by Cinetronics. <br /><br />"L'Alchemiste" is yet another film depicting French revolutionaries in a fashion reminiscent of those made for American audiences such as "Papillon". But since you are watching an old silent, these films don't have that kind of Hollywood flourishes and they also tend not to reflect much about 18th Century France at all.<br /><br />One problem with this movie though is that it has two female leads (Mary Astor and Alice Brady), but
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this film was a major
disappointment for me. I watched it expecting to be pleasantly surprised in the movie, but this isn't really my cup of tea...<br /><br />Firstly you have an incredibly boring and predictable storyline, which makes no sense, there's absolutely nobody that is interesting or likable throughout the entire plot. The story could've been about 60 pages long instead of being over one hour with such a dull plot.<br /><br />Then after some hours at least (maybe even more) of watching what appears to just want to waste time, we are presented with three main characters who end up becoming friends when they start making out
let down.<br /><br />The idea of the characters having a cat on one side and two women (Amanda Plummer and Diane Sawyer) trying to get in each other's pants with their hands just left me laughing from beginning, to end<br /><br />(and all that nudity. There wasn't really anything scary about this movie anyway)<br /><br />In conclusion: you'll probably walk out at some point but I would stay it too as the ending sucked...I was so disappointed that I felt my jaw drop every few minutes when I tried looking for "twist" moments or character development.<br /><br />
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Three part "horror" film with
the standard monster in the title role. The usual cast are given a fair chance here and none of them disappoint.<br /><br />This is very cheap stuff from Baja Mexico and the story has elements that remind me more of what made those great B- films you heard about back in '48 or 1965 than many modern horror classics.<br /><br />'The House on Haunted Hill' was one of my favorite movies growing up...it's good to see it being released properly again today!<br /><br />There were some excellent early performances by young actors, especially Peter Graves who gave an acting showcase at
a title (I don't know; I can only guess it) which should have been put on the cover. It's actually quite dull, but has what could be described as a clever idea in that there is one child who isn't really dead until he looks at things through the eyes of others.<br /><br />He was an avid horror freak growing up and had been obsessed over his death since age 5 or so: 'Dawn of the Dead', 'The Blair Witch Project', 'Nightmare Alley'....<br /><br />There are good moments like when it turns out that the bad guy wasn't so evil
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A very cheesy and dull
sci-fi movie that can only be considered "boring" in the context of those times. With a poor script, over-dramatic effects (not even appropriate for a TV show) and an annoying cast it does not deserve to receive any praise.<br /><br />I watched this during my first viewing and was disappointed; I guess they had enough screen time just to make their point with such a weak story line!<br /><br />As another reviewer commented on IMDb: "If you want to see something about space, look at '2001' instead." Well if you do, don't bother. You won't
romance, the plot is extremely simple: two old men fight to get their lady love back from another man. Not for long... In a rather good scene, Mr. Bean finds himself in an elevator. While in it he does not see his girl-friend, which makes him think she has been stolen by 'the Man'. This leads to a fun "tussle" on the floor.<br /><br />Mr. Bean ends up in prison, while the other characters are running around the garden searching, but they can't find any woman! They even go to search underground tunnels only to discover that it looks nothing like one of
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There are some nice shots
of the great 70s rock n roll. Even when they have not done their best (the 98 version) it's still a pretty entertaining, fun and enjoyable movie to view.<br /><br />I wish that "The Naked Gun" had been made sometime in the future or never would I think about renting this! It wasn't even funny - it was more like sad... but just enough for me too laugh! :)<br /><br />(My favorite part is watching them do the opening music scene on their couch.) So good!<br /><br />Well worth seeing if you're an old fan. If
of nature, but it seems they only took a few hours on location. The acting is fairly decent and the story does have certain twists and turns in plot-line; the only problem I had with the script was that the characters weren't fleshed out enough. It seemed to drag at times and dragged all the way up as there's not much else left for character development here.<br /><br />If you want something interesting with a good amount of gore (I'm using "interesting" in the sense of being able to do without killing off your pets!) I'd go look elsewhere instead of taking yourself off into the woods with the idea
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When a man who doesn't
know where he's going gets stranded, what happens to him? What becomes of those in his company or family whose lives have been ruined by the events that brought about their situation? And most important... How do you recover from all this trauma and how can people be expected again? This is one reason why "Gone Girl" is such an intriguing film. It has both elements that made my stomach turn: tragedy (like losing someone we love) coupled with mystery.<br /><br />The story isn't necessarily hard for me because I didn't look at it twice while watching it. You won't either if your own life contains these
remember anything about his past (even his name) gets hired by an insurance company to help cover losses that happened during the 1980's, will he survive? Is it possible for some good people and their families to be killed in spite of all they have done?<br /><br />I saw this movie because I knew very little at the time but recently read reviews on IMDb where other viewers rated "The Squeeze" as one of top three comedy movies from America. When my girlfriend told me she liked it too I decided to try watching it myself.<br /><br />First off was how many times had you seen such
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I have been looking for
this movie since its release in 1983. I finally found the DVD and bought it, not because of any film quality issue but simply because there has to be one good reason why a film is released with an uncut version. The only thing that bothered me during my search through all the available movies was the fact that there are always some people out there who believe whatever they see on television should happen or say what others think. That's right. There are still so many movie theatres filled with old, dirty boxes waiting just to get cleaned from their rotten contents. But after seeing this flick it became clear that if I
this film as it has a great plot. I have also seen the 1972 version in which John Lennon plays himself.<br /><br />Having recently come across the old movie, now that I'm older and more aware of what life was like back then, I felt no sadness when going over to see the newer film as all my memories will probably be worse than those shown earlier (even if "Lennon's World" wasn't too awful). The film is somewhat disappointing; I feel at times it does not reach an appreciable level - but one that can be summed up with a line such as: "And nobody
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As the number of Video
videos on youtube keeps growing, I'm surprised it didn't catch on sooner. The graphics are not spectacular but there is something special about watching a game from 40 years ago and then revisiting it today.<br /><br />The plot concerns a boy who becomes enamoured with some computer animated dinosaurs during World War II as he grows up thinking they're real humans(possibly the first video game to do so).<br /><br />(I realize this was in '67; it seems too much for us moderners to get our hands on back then)One summer afternoon while my dad's at work, while waiting
Game Fans are rising and in some cases more than double, it is fair to say that Video games are playing a bigger role then ever before. That was why I watched this as it looked like quite an interesting drama at first glance but really could not take my eyes off the screen during most parts of the movie.<br /><br />The movie started out with three very simple elements: First of all there is a game that people can play in their spare time after work or any other hour they have free. Second is the protagonist who has a past where his life was never what he wanted it to be though no matter how hard he tries
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Not sure if I'm referring
to this film as a whole, or just for the great cast of actors in it. All four films make good use of an intelligent premise and good direction by Michael Chikatil. <br /><br />I liked "The Man From Snowy River" best because its plot is different from other westerns (and similar films) since most Westerns rely on gun-wielding villains killing off the characters with guns.<br /><br />But even that doesn't really count when all you have are your eyes and ears to guide you on how things might go during their 130 minutes or so. And in The Sentinel one
to this comment by 'Goth'... or the movie itself, but just thought it might be interesting. The first paragraph is fine and well written; however after the middle of the story a major problem begins to appear - that of explaining WHY JASON HAS A FINE HEART??? Why does the "family" think he's too smart? What drives these parents (of varying moral character in fact) to have their son as an heir for inheritance??? This scene was also totally unbelievable.<br /><br />To sum up though: Don't waste your time renting this one unless you're desperately bored so badly they can afford it!!!!
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This video nasty was initially
released to much controversy, due its theme that would be quite inappropriate for a mainstream movie. That said it is still an excellent entry into the world of cinema with stunning camera-work and beautiful colours.<br /><br />The story follows Lennar (Mark Eton) who lives on a mountain in Africa trying to escape from his abusive boss Ndiyi (John Corbett). He finally succeeds because he meets an African girl Kuyilebwe (Sue Lyon), but when she tells him something very sad about her life - she has no mother (no one can really help her). She decides to try and find someone willing to
a film to be watched for its gore. However, the first hour is filled with poor pacing and uninspired action sequences.<br /><br />After some time watching this I thought "Hey, something's got me." But then the ending just sort of threw me by because it was so predictable and incoherent compared to all previous films in that category where there were several things which had little meaning outside that one plot thread (in THIS case, what happens near midnight?). In other words, my theory is true: The second half of the movie felt like an average horror flick, except on another level; at times when it starts off
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Of the three titles from
this director, I like "Freddy Got Fingered" better. This one has really interesting story lines and is worth seeing by its self.<br /><br />This movie isn't so much a satire as it becomes something of an exploration. It starts out on the same foundation as its predecessors (i.e., it's kinda similar to The Evil Dead in that sense) but after you think about it for half of the two hours or so you realize what it tries too be: 3 horror films without ever being scary - maybe some gory murders here and there to lighten up but not enough real gore with plenty of blood
this era, "The Magnificent Seven" is best known for being one of Hollywood's top box-office flop efforts. I had never seen any portion in my life which was so bad that it didn't register as such until 1980 when it hit me on a first date: "You don't need to see anything else. The movie will be very boring and you'll want out."<br /><br />But the true reason why you have ever heard about "MagnificientSeven.com," not because you are related or connected (although your other half would probably like some fun), nor if you feel sorry for someone who
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How can you tell that
this movie is not a film in it's own right? I've seen the other review before me. This reviewer seemed to be disappointed by having two girls falling for each other in an intimate, forbidden way but it was really all about sex and getting away with what she wants while trying (with little success)to keep him from getting what he deserves.<br /><br />The story doesn't need much explanation and so does the acting which isn't too bad, as long as your expectations aren't very high because this doesn't require any special qualities on the part of actors or anyone else involved in making such a production; at least most
this was made by someone with some kind of knowledge about the 1970s and American movie-making, especially when it's only been three years since they put out "Killer Klowns From Outer Space" on DVD? This is a major mistake! I've read other comments stating how bad the acting was. Yes...it is bad, but not in a funny way.<br /><br />The movie begins slowly; all the characters are introduced through flashbacks from prior to first appearance. The jokes aren't bad either; there are several hilarious ones thrown at odd times throughout. It goes downhill after this point into the sill
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A model named Laura is
given the job by a young fashion reporter John to take on an assignment. The first task at hand for Laura (Jane Fonda) and John (Matt Dillon), are all modelling assignments, but they don't mean too much.<br /><br />But then one day, there's something very suspicious going on! In particular, some of this woman who Laura was modeling with has been kidnapped...<br /><br />The story starts off as you have every scene in a movie that would make great horror flicks out there - hair blowing up like crazy, a man throwing fire from his fingers; all along the suspense builds slowly until finally
in trouble, but what kind of problem...? This movie was a mess. The music (except for a few good tunes), the scenery and acting are all just not up to par. I kept hoping that there might be something good about it at any given time but it wasn't true, this thing has an ugly script which takes over 3 hours without telling much anything.<br /><br />This film sucks because it's a complete waste of two hours or less with so many unconnected scenes and no climax - what could have been a very interesting story involving beautiful ladies doesn't really go anywhere on screen except as a "one-note
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An actress making a movie
for the first time is bound to think in terms of character. She should have thought that acting as an agent would be more interesting and entertaining than doing a character-driven role, so I was surprised when my sister (and only other member of our family) insisted we take on this one.<br /><br />I like movies with believable dialogue between actors but there seemed nothing else going very well here - except the dialog! The characters did not get along or communicate nearly enough even though their conversations tended toward comedy rather than romance. It appeared much too often they were getting annoyed because someone had gotten into "an elevator" after having been in the
with her ex-boyfriend in it and is also an actor trying to get attention for herself doesn't leave anyone alone. That being said, she's very attractive and pretty good looking despite the acting, which I thought was rather cheesy but fun. The comedy portions are not really that funny so far, especially since they seem like 4-5 years away from where real comedians are at these days. Maybe its just me (I think my wife thinks it)that can laugh when someone gets shot through his eye or if something happens in such "serious" situations as getting into trouble somewhere? It isn't what one expects when you're
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or anyone who was praying
for God to save them from AIDS at a time when he and his wife, Mary Sue Milliken were facing serious problems personally.<br /><br />It is the first feature-length comedy I've seen. It's not great but it has some good bits of acting and it does have a bit (sort of) of an emotional impact on its audience after several viewing sessions.<br /><br />In any case this movie made me think about my life and what kind(s)(well two if you count my life as 18), might turn out someday with HIV in mind...<br /><br />(And maybe also how we should
for this movie to come out sooner! It could have easily gotten a 1.5/10 if it had been longer. I would give him one, but i am still confused as how he got in the hospital because its his "dead" wife and nothing else matters... If you like really crazy movies about people getting sick with something that they think is deadly (in your case, cancer) or even worse- dying due to what appears to be nothing at all then this movie will satisfy your every desire!
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Devil Hunter gained notoriety for
its production, but the film is worth viewing in its unedited version. The sound track includes some of my favorite songs from the original '80s horror films: "Tears For Fools," "What's Up Doc?" and "We Are Children." As the opening credits play on, you'll begin to realize just what an enjoyable movie this was.<br /><br />The main character - played beautifully by Juscan Todorov - takes a job at a remote, mountain village in Bulgaria; while there he encounters one of his clients whose name escapes him and who also happens to be a very attractive woman; however,
its 1967 remake. I remember it because I loved the movie! It was a huge success and went out to high seas in big cities like Mexico.<br /><br />The movie stars Robert Armstrong (aka "Vigila"), who played The Virginian of the title, but this time as a bounty hunter under a different name.<br /><br />Here he is sent back to his home base and begins following her across Mexico on a search-and-seek adventure.<br /><br />It's an entertaining thriller with decent acting by all involved -including two actresses: Amanda Ross and Marci Cramer--but none
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This film seemed way too
much like "My Beautiful Laundrette" in both it's general style and the characters. My wife was really upset by some of the lines where Daria has to tell a lie or something (like she got lost on Broadway or didn't get to see someone, etc.), but overall I felt that this movie came across as too far-fetched for my taste.<br /><br />The cast is very good with only one part from them being memorable: Erika Christensen plays Anna...she should be better known than her character.<br /><br />'Simplicity' never feels easy going at all, which would be fine if
good at first - there was so much promise in it that you would want the truth about what really happened revealed. The fact of the matter is, it wasn't very revealing and all they did with this movie were paint some scenes a few times (and sometimes on background noise etc.) to make the viewer believe things are going wrong.<br /><br />What I remember most after watching the movie is how bad Cameron Diaz looks...She should have stayed home doing nothing other than acting; she looked like an embarrassment! <br /><br />And also, the ending made me think...I feel sorry for the guy who left that woman alone
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Sexo Cannibal, or Devil Hunter
as my film's title is a good old fashioned zombie film. There are zombies in this film too but that won't spoil the movie for those who haven't seen it.<br /><br />The plot of Sexo Cannibal is about a group of men (yes they're men) who decide to go overboard and start killing all the bad guys when he goes undercover on a team at a police station to investigate murders.(Auntie Tessa! We'll just have her dead right now!) It isn't very long before these men become hungry monsters with guns!<br /><br />'Zombiefest' critic Mark Dov
(Uwe Boll: Monsterpalace), is one of my all-time favorite films. Although I'm not sure what the point was here since these "chicks" seem so dumb to be living in a trailer and would be better off at home! The plot seems quite plausible but for some reason it just doesn't work out very well with any of them at all. Also, I thought it was really clever that while they're raping their victim (the girl) they are not wearing bras/ undies because there's no bra/wrap needed.<br /><br />I'll say this though; the music by Peter Hermann
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Not only is it a
very low budget film, yet the plot of this movie seems completely contrived. It does not appear to be made for serious viewers or fans of the original Twilight Zone.<br /><br />In fact, I find that these shows were never designed as television programming so much more serious than what we see today. However, even with all of the terrible things being said about Star Trek series and Star Trek: DS9, it has always been appreciated because it was entertaining science fiction despite its faults.<br /><br />On the other hand, most "big time" sci fi TV series are far from stellar examples like this one where you know
really nice movie, but this story about one of the worst people to walk through hell never fails to touch my core. The way they made those crazy deaths was awesome too. No spoilers.<br /><br />I recommend this to anyone who loves horror or thrillers like me! My favorite part? Finding out how many holes there are in the house and having them all burned up before we get off the elevator! It's amazing!! I will have to make sure not to go back inside when watching this!<br /><br />This was more than perfect for Halloween - 3/10 stars! *shakes*
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This is the worst thing
you will ever see. <br /><br />I mean it was made for teenagers, and this movie shows a lack of effort to make good use of children's imagination at all costs - they must have been very bored after watching another terrible cartoon.<br /><br />The actors are as dull as their characters, with no real acting skills whatsoever, even though there was some great dialogue in the film (in which two girls were trying hard not laugh out loud).<br /><br />There is little sense from beginning to end of how anyone could like something so dumb - nothing that makes any sort of an impression...<br /><br
I've watched since this film - and that's saying something... The writing, pacing & dialogue were so weak it made me want to vomit. You know those terrible 80s movies where there are such bad jokes in them you actually have to skip some of the parts? This movie definitely falls into that category. How was he allowed to take all his lessons (aka acting) from Mr T & teach someone else how to act? Where does an idiot like himself get ideas for what a character should do?<br /><br />I will say though that although i felt quite cheated as most other reviewers did after watching these things I
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Sometime in 1998, Saban had
acquired the rights to the Disney animated series. Their first order was 4 episodes each from two directors (Sam Raimi and Andrew Stanton) who later took over directing duties for both of those seasons. The next three were all completely new adaptations from a preexisting film; they're: "Salem's Lot," "Cinderella" and "Alice's Adventures in Wonderland." This version is about as old fashioned as it gets -- but we get more action here than we do in most versions.<br /><br />To make up for this age-old differences are plenty of action, suspense and humor! We get our fair share when
the idea for a new version of "The Goonies". To that end he brought with him some special effects people to help them make their fantasy movie.<br /><br />"Ewoks"-like characters? No. But you know what they have done on this film so far?! They also got all the actors who played the evil humans from the original! So maybe that's another excuse?<br /><br />Some scenes are too cheesy (as much as it may be expected). The music was actually OK compared to the rest of the production: I do not even like soft techno at times but this is better than the usual
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This is the biggest insult
to Hollywood ever done. It must have cost millions of dollars, and even a producer would not be willing for his money to go through such waste! (Well sort of since this movie was so badly written). The entire production team has clearly no idea what they're doing with their time and it's almost as if they just wasted it on this turkey.<br /><br />Let me begin by saying that I like most every single horror film out there, but this one...what are you talking about? There wasn't enough plot there to make it interesting at all. They decided before even making 10 minutes into shooting everything went up
to movies ever! <br /><br />I just saw this one in a movie theatre and it was such an unprofessional movie that I have since decided not see any of them again. The worst part about this movie (aside from all its sexual themes) are these two actors - Peter O'Leary & Sean Young; they were so annoying.<br /><br />In my opinion, the whole plot behind the main character could be improved upon, because he has little reason for acting like himself either in his family life or at work. To give you more information about their characters: Peter's father is an insurance agent in Miami but
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I did not like the
movie too much. The film is very slow, boring and I am surprised at how many people loved it! What a shame that such an incredible actor (Tom Cruise) couldn't have saved this poor piece of work.<br /><br />But what can i do about you?! This one's for you!<br /><br />(Wish we had a version in English!) <br /><br />'Spectacular' Movie<br /><br />** out of ***** stars
book, nor did I do so in this film! Some of the scenes were unbelievable. There are lots and lots of really awful actors (including myself!) who play characters that would make you laugh out loud. If only they all had better acting skills to keep things from getting very bad-like here!<br /><br />This movie is just a cheap attempt at being funny and trying something new while they still have no original ideas or great jokes.<br /><br />In conclusion: Save yourself some money on these movies by skipping past this one instead as it will bring you less joy than you expect :-) <br /><br />*S
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I cannot stay indifferent to
this film about how life works. I remember watching it when first shown and still fond of what was then a powerful movie.<br /><br />The characters are well developed, the plot is great and you can follow where every step takes you in your search for a true friend or partner or lover...<br /><br />This may not be a "serious" story but if one believes that everyone has their own struggles from past times we can see things differently - all our friends at least have been here before! A wonderful message even back in 1973, which does speak today with as much power as ever:<br /><
this movie. It's like a dream about people, and that is one of the most important words I can say for it.<br /><br />It was amazing how much we learned in those two weeks together with the family members. There is love between sisters, between fathers/parents (all very close) are great and they have nothing more than their own life before them - only "that day"!<br /><br />But what makes this show come alive is its way of portraying all things real: people do silly things on purpose or without even realizing it; sometimes, situations become complicated because there are so many people who don
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This film is terrible. You
would expect the same if this film was made in a similar year.<br /><br />The story lines are very weak with no real suspense at all. It's like the original but much scarier and duller because of the cheap production values of 1975 Hollywood films that can be found on cable TV today as well. I am not going to waste my time finding any way for one person to comment on how bad this movie really IS or about what could have been done differently. But it's good to remember just from watching this flick again, just HOW VERY BAD IT REALLY WAS back then (this week) when it
will not be able to take the time it takes to find and buy this wonderful movie! It has been rated by IMDb (or so I think.) as 12 out of a possible five stars because there are lots of "stars" that make up this rating for a number people who watched this movie, but none said how low they liked the movie.<br /><br />You're probably thinking that maybe I'm exaggerating and trying to show you why the ratings should even be considered anything at all other than just giving them your own opinion about this worthless movie? Yes...the fact remains that most of these users didn't care much
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